1、我都排了二十年的队了，这恋爱能不能先让我谈。
I’ve been in line for 20 years. Can I talk about this love first.
2、八月那么热，所以暗恋也可以变成热恋了吗？
August is so hot, so can secret love become hot love?
3、月亮打烊了，想找个人跟他说晚安。
The moon is closed. I want someone to say good night to him.
4、你要不要接受我这个甜蜜的麻烦。
Do you want to accept me, this sweet trouble.
5、大家好，我在创业，能不能让你们身边帅哥扫一下我的二维码，支持一下我的爱情事业。
Hello everyone, I’m starting a business. Can you let the handsome guy around you scan my QR code to support my love career.
6、麻烦你一定要栽进我手里，拜托！
Please, you must fall into my hands, please!
7、如果把你借给我，那你要不要考虑一下。
If you lend you to me, do you want to think about it.
8、最近手很疼，去看了医生，医生说手机玩多了，需要男孩子的手牵一牵才能好。
Recently, my hand is very painful. I went to see a doctor. The doctor said that I played with my mobile phone a lot. I need to hold a boy’s hand to get better.
9、希望我的奇奇怪怪，能成为某个人眼里的可可爱爱。
I hope my strange, can become someone’s eyes lovely.
10、想谈恋爱，二缺一，你要来吗？
I want to fall in love. One is missing. Are you coming?
11、笨蛋才想谈恋爱，我好想当笨蛋啊！
Stupid just want to fall in love, I want to be a fool!
12、希望有一个人能是我的第二杯半价。
I hope someone can be my second half price.
13、马上要恋爱了，还不知道和谁，先替他高兴一下。
I’m about to fall in love. I don’t know who I’m with. I’ll be happy for him.
14、我和小熊糖，你只能选一个，悄悄告诉你我有很多小熊糖哦！
I and bear candy, you can only choose one, quietly tell you that I have a lot of bear candy!