一，没读懂我的故事 就别给我多余的评论。
Don’t give me redundant comments if you don’t read my story.
二，去无人岛，去摸鲨鱼的角。
Go to the uninhabited island and touch the shark’s horns.
三，我拽归我拽，你拽黑名单任你摇摆。
I’ll drag it back to me, and you’ll swing the blacklist.
四，你是什么货色，我就是什么脸色。
I look what you are.
五，我非善类，而你纯垃圾。
I am not good, but you are pure rubbish.
六，男人再拽，也是女人肚子里的崽。
If a man drags again, he is also a cub in a woman’s belly.
七，生死是阎王的事，我只负责让你们见面。
Life and death is a matter of death, I am only responsible for letting you meet.
八，如果你嘴巴闲得慌不如去公共厕所挨个马桶都舔干净 做个人人称赞的好东西。
If your mouth is empty, you might as well lick every toilet in the public toilet and do something nice that everyone praises.
九，你那么爱管闲事 是不是化粪车经过你家 你也要招手停车拿你家勺子尝尝咸淡呢。
You’re so nosy, don’t you mean that when the dung truck passes by your house, you have to wave to stop and take your spoon to taste the salty taste?
十，别让乘凉的人知道树是我栽的，丢脸。
Don’t let those who enjoy the cool know that I planted the tree, and lose face.
十一，我妈说男人再拽对我不好照样甩。
My mom says it’s not good for me if men drag again.
十二，都是白开水 装什么优乐美。
It’s all plain boiled water. What do you want?
十三，别总叫我姐妹 我姐妹个个比你漂亮比你拽更何况我们又不熟。
Don’t always call me sister. My sisters are all prettier than you. Besides, we don’t know each other well.
十四，有时间讲究我，还不如去扫厕所，为美化环境做做贡献少污染空气。
If you have time to pay attention to me, you might as well sweep the toilet and contribute to beautifying the environment, so as to reduce air pollution.
十五，就是很丧，你能拿我怎样。
Is very sad, what can you do with me.